Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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