my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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