i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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