wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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