Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
what if I'm pregnant?
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Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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