no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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