508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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