Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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