So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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