Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
