How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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