Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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