Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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