This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I wish there were birth control emojis
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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