so explain again why im purple
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So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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