Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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