We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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