My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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