Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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