around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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