the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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