Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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