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Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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