Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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