Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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