we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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