I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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