Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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