its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
