just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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