I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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