I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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