and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
someone owes me an orgasm
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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