I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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