Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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