real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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