p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
