bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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