I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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