he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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