I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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