is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I believe in your delicious
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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