I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
it's like iHOP with fire
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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