please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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