Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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