on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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