We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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