is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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