You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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