there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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