is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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