it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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