If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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