i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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