doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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