I just saw a hot homeless man
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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