have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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