i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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