Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Mom said you looked used
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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