Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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